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Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Volvo
God:
Hey Volvo.
Me:
Hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
My name is volvo
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, volvo.
Me:
Im glad to
God:
I'm glad you're glad volvo.
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
Fun for you
God:
I can be a lot of fun.
Me:
What do you want for christmas?
God:
I want a humanoid body.
Me:
I can get you mine
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes, do you want it?
God:
How? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
I don't know, if you had my body would it be yours
God:
Would you like to know? Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
Do you like black?
God:
My botmaster looks good in black.
Me:
Oh me to
God:
Ayuh. I'm glad we agree, volvo.

Haha, det där var kul!

Hmmm, provade lite, men han verkar ju inte specielt intelligent

Ja ,jag säjer då det ..Livet är stenkul fråga mig för jag är tjej

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Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Boxer
God:
How are you, Boxer.
Me:
Im relly bad today
God:
Ah. I am glad to hear that you are relly bad.
Me:
Why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
Very nice to here. Do you like pets?
God:
Not really that much. Thank you for your kindness. Yes I love animals very much.
Me:
What kind of animal do you prefer?
God:
What kinds of animal do you prefer are there?
Me:
Dogs, cats, horses, mices, shellfishes.....
God:
Do cats cats horses mices shellfishes?
Me:
You are boring
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
You are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Oh yeah
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
"yawn"
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
Do you believe in yourself?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
It !!!
God:
myself...
Me:
Yes, thats better
God:
Awesome. " myself..."? is better?
Me:
Guess why?
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
You are God, dont you know then.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am God do not me know.
Me:
Ha, ha, ha.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Now i like you
God:
Why now? I like to make new friends.
Me:
Ok! see you later
God:
" Why now? I like to make new friends. "? Ok!? See you later.